Some Things the Porn Industry Should Consider

There is a porn movie called "Bikini Cavegirl," the plot of which (it has a plot?!) revolves around (and the plot revolves?!) a prehistoric man and woman going through some sort of time travel device which transports them to the present, where they learn how to spice up their sex life before going back to their own time. Two problems: The man, like all male porno actors, has absolutely no body hair, quite a stretch for a prehistoric man. The woman, like all female porno actors (and all male porno actors and apparently most of the general population) has some very elaborate tattoos, not something that couldn't easily be fashioned with a flint arrowhead or a bone needle. Not that there's much consistency in these films in general. They're just an excuse for sex. But since these movies actually claim to have "directors," "producers," and "screenwriters," someone should put a little thought into these issues, n'est-ce pas?