Commercials, part 2

Sex in Commercials

A wealthy man is eating dinner at his favorite restaurant when a heart-stoppingly gorgeous woman sits down a table by herself. The man calls the waiter over and tells him to bring the woman a bottle of the restaurant's most expensive wine with his compliments. He sees the waiter bring the bottle over to the woman. She writes a note and the waiter brings the bottle and the note over to the man's table. The note reads: "For me to accept a bottle of wine from a man, he would have to have 5 million his bank account, a Ferrari in his garage, and twelve inches in his pants." The man keeps the bottle and sends back a note that reads: "I have 20 million in my bank account, a Ferrari, a Lamborghini, a Rolls, and a Mercedes in my garage, but not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut six inches off my penis."